Loodus tühja kohta ei salli. Hetkel abielulahutusega jändav glamuuritar Katie Price võtab, mis võtta annab ja seda tegi ta ka Oscarite gala järelpeol.
JORDAN'S Oscars hunk is an Argentinian "himbo" model - who found fame prancing around in shorts on a tacky TV gameshow.
The boozed-up glamour girl pulled LEANDRO PENNA, 25, at SIR ELTON JOHN's post-awards party in LA on Sunday - leaving hubby ALEX REID fuming.
Suit case ... angry Alex Reid sets off to see his lawyers yesterday
And a source in Argentina said last night: "From what I hear about Jordan, it's a match made in heaven.
"He's a bit of a male bimbo - a himbo. He's a model, TV star and wannabe actor, better known for his looks than for his talent."
Jordan, 32, stumbled drunkenly at Elton's bash. She and Leandro were snogging and groping before she dragged him into a taxi.
Plenty for the Price ... Leandro Penna pictured in bulging pants
She was heard asking: "How big is your ****?" Pictures of him in pants on his Facebook page seemed to answer the question. Next morning she posted a picture on Twitter of them leaving her hotel.
He was still wearing his tuxedo, while she was in different clothes and had her hair tied back.
Leandro was a lifeguard on the Argie version of BBC gameshow Hole In The Wall, in which contestants squeeze through holes over a pool. But he was mainly there to show off his physique.
He quickly became known as "Marley's lifeguard" - Marley being the name of the show host.
The Miami-based model has fronted ad campaigns for Louis Vuitton and Coca-Cola.
Argentinian websites were last night buzzing with gossip about him and Jordan. One called the mum of three - real name Katie Price - "Britain's Pamela Anderson".
But she may have competition for Leandro - from an Argentinian actress and TV host aged 67.
He has been linked to surgically-enhanced blonde Susana Gimenez.
Leandro denies anything is going on but was seen driving her Merc and charging clothes to her account.
Now Jordan has promised to show her new pal around London - and wants him to stay at the home she shared with Reid in Woldingham, Surrey.
'Match made in heaven' ... Katie Price cuddles model Leandro Penna at Oscars bash
Cagefighter Reid, 35, is living with his mum in Aldershot, Hants.
He had crisis divorce talks with lawyers yesterday and hopes for a £2million payout from Jordan to end their disastrous one-year marriage.
He is said to have "flipped" after hearing of her night of passion with Leandro. A friend added: "Alex's hurt has turned to rage.
"His humiliation continues. She keeps dangling the carrot that there's a glimmer of hope for them - but she's just being cruel."
Jordan discussed making a movie of her life while in LA.
She told The Sun: "The trip has been a massive success - apart from a massive hangover from celebrating a little too much."